nothing of me is original

nothing of me is original

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itsalwayssunny:

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When Hurricane Katrina Met Sally

Tuesday, December 22, 2009
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reinventtherobot:

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and I was like

reinventtherobot:

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and I was like

have a Busey kind of night.

have a Busey kind of night.

dumbjabronimotherfucker:

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all i want to do is stare at pictures of beautiful people.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009 — 1 note

Cross off stuff you've done.

loveologysteffology:

fuckyeahskinnybitch:

bonesandstyle:

cinderellaash:warnthesun:dododokila: mollymisery: hebro: triangularshapedhipstertriangle: constantstateofflux: hannahdavison: ollie-bartlett: puddlesplasher: ashtrayheartedgirl: werehopeless:

Graduated High School.
Kissed someone.
Smoked cigarettes.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Taken a college level course.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Your parents got divorced.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone.

Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Gambled in a casino.
Had a yard sale.
And a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Attempted suicide.
Voted for American/Australian Idol (x factor.)
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you couldn’t have.
Wondered about your sexuality.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Petted a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDS.
Taken pictures with a webcam.
Started a fire.
Had a party while your parents weren’t home.
Gotten caught having a party while they were gone.

Monday, December 21, 2009 — 1,495 notes
coketalk:

Oh my god, my mind is blown! Snooki is a real life Garden State Manic Pixie Dream Girl!

FIST PUMP

coketalk:

Oh my god, my mind is blown! Snooki is a real life Garden State Manic Pixie Dream Girl!

FIST PUMP

I have never tried it in my entire life. I’ve never seen it. I am also way too high-strung. I can’t even take a Sudafed. Can you imagine? My God, I think my heart would explode!

Brittany Murphy, on cocaine (via coketalk)